1) I drank coffee too fast, and now my stomach hurts.

2) I am so tired of women in the office complaining about how busy they are because they are mothers and wives, how they spent all weekend cleaning, and how they have no time for themselves. You know what? You need to make time for yourself, if that's what you really want. What are you priorities? Why are you martyr-ing yourself? The sinkful of dishes can wait a day, the minutae of daily domestic living does not have to run/ruin your life! ARGH!

3) I have little interest in the daily goings-on in the office when I know I am leaving soon.

4) The is a new girl in the office who is a major butt-kisser, and it makes me want to vomit.

5) Speaking of vomitting, the ad for Celine Dion's new album ("Miracle") makes me want to vomit. Seriously, it was on the other day, and I litterally gagged.

6) There is a fly in my office that is flying around the lightbulb. I can't help but watch it, but the lightbulb burns my retina.

7) I despise November. A weird sort of black depression (is depression any other colour?) that sets over me. I just feel.. nothing. It'll pass, but for now, boo.

8) The next post will be much better. Promise.